A Fall By Any Other Name
How did we fall? Let us count the ways... Here are 15 euphemisms to ease the pain of falling off.
1. Doing a turnip imitation
2. Taking a worm count
3. Unscheduled Dismount
4. Non-syncronated performance art
5. Turf-surfing
6. High-fiving a nightcrawler
7. Lunching at Ouch cafe
8. A quick trip to Dirtsville
9. Trolling for paramedics (ha ha, do you know someone who’s done this?)
10. Checking your girth...from the bottom
11. Pushing down daisies
12. Dirt for dessert
13. Spending a little quality time with gravity
14. Joining Airborne Equitation International
15. Taking an impact nap
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